i was in the car at night with my mom and my sister and my cat teddy bear. teddy bear may have been a kitten again. the window was cracked, and he jumped out of it. i put my hazards on to save him. we got back into the car, and a woman wearing an "officer" shirt was talking to us. it occurred to me later that she may not have been a cop at all. she was nice, though.

we went to the petsmart and took teddy inside even though he didn't have a leash. we figured we could just hold onto him. it looked like some sort of weird everything store, except really high quality inside. there were clothing sections, food/meat sections, etc. i told my sister i needed to get my green snake (which i was suddenly holding) a new heat rock. he was also really dehydrated. we were going around the store, and i was in the clothing section with amy when some woman started giving us attitude. i pulled out my snake, and she went away.

i looked at the aquariums in the pet store. there was a talking frog that had sort of a tigger face. it was albino. i loved it. there were also great big fish tanks, and an arowana was in one. it looked like a rust-colored armored fish. it had plates on itself like an armadillo sort of. it was enormous and had eyes that looked like those goggles a lot of goth kids wear. it had long whiskers, too. then i guess i went home.

at some point, i had put the snake in my pants to keept i warm i think. while it was in there, it crawled up my butt. i had to poop it out. it was still alive. i washed it off, and put it in its cage. it could also talk to me. it had some babies or some friends or something in the aquarium i kept it in. it had to take care of them. i almost lost it in my house, but it came back.